Tiny Cue Durations Very Slow

In my experiment those 30 cues took 1.4 seconds. I'll do some research and let you know what I found out.

Thanks for your help. I just did the experiment again verbatim per my post and got 1.5 seconds with Hang 0's and durations of .01 (can't go to .001). Solving this problem allows my users in the future to bake animation f-curves onto Eos which is seriously cool.

Why don't you just apply a curve to the cue?

Because I can make a mover draw a unicorn.
Because I can spend an hour finessing the fine details of a single flash interpolation
Because I can dynamically map mover pan/tilt to a dancer's arm movements in 1 minute
Because I can design extended sequences with non-repeating, unbroken, fluid lighting choreography
Because I can think exclusively in terms of organic design, not in terms of programming

Just need a way to accurately store the data onto Eos so my software doesn't have to be running during the show. A cue with duration of .01 seconds must last .01 seconds.

Quite right